Hey Marty, I was wondering, at what age were you first exposed to music? Did you play anything else before you picked up a guitar?

To give you an idea of how truly lame I was, before guitar I seriously considered getting one of those dreadful 'entertainer organs' with the programmed beats and rhythms that they used to sell in the mall. God knows why. I was already unpopular enough, playing one of those would have sealed my fate as a geek.